Satire: Andy Reid Seated Alone at Wedding Table with 12 Dinners
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The Onion Staff
Summary
A satirical article about Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid being seated alone at a wedding reception table with 12 dinners assigned to him, reportedly placed there by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. The piece humorously depicts Reid's delight at having an entire carving station to himself.
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The OnionSatire: Andy Reid Seated Alone at Wedding Table with 12 Dinnerstheonion.comKey quotes
· 3 pulledI think this is me.
Well, I know who I'll be spending the rest of the reception with—am I right, beef?
How thoughtful of the happy couple to seat me at my very own carving station.
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