Andy Reid Reportedly Suggests Chris Jones Soak in Vegetable-Filled Hot Tub for Recovery
By
The Onion Staff
Half-baked but well-meaning. A passing snack.
Summary
Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid reportedly urged star defensive tackle Chris Jones to soak in a hot tub filled with chopped vegetables including carrots, onions, celery, and bay leaves, claiming it would help with muscle recovery from the NFL season. Reid was described wearing a chef's hat while stirring the water with seasonings like peppercorns, kosher salt, and rosemary.
Key quotes
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"Insisting it would help the six-time Pro Bowler recover from the aches and pains of the grueling NFL season"
"Wearing a chef's hat over his headset as he stirred the water with a large wooden paddle"
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