Analyzing FEMA's Challenges: Budget Cuts and Staff Losses
By
The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel, baked twice. Familiar and a bit tough.
Summary
FEMA faces potential budget cuts and staff reductions, impacting crisis response capabilities. The Onion presents key facts about the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled231st: Where Hurricane Katrina response will rank on list of worst FEMA disaster relief efforts by 2035
Rescuers only in it for the cool jacket
$20: Standard tip for successful roof evacuation
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