Amazon Worker Acts as Ring Bearer at Bezos Wedding
By
The Onion Staff
Sat on the counter overnight. Well past its best.
Summary
Guests at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding were delighted by an Amazon worker acting as a ring bearer, crawling down the aisle with a ring tied to his collar.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledOh my gosh, my heart is melting—such a good boy.
I know most people would have just l
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