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The Onion Satirizes Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Wedding Rumors With Absurd Details

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The Onion Staff

1d ago· 3 min readen

Summary

A satirical piece from The Onion humorously "reports" on the fictional wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, parodying celebrity wedding coverage with absurd details including a gown embellished with Elizabeth Taylor's teeth, a bucket hat by Vera Wang, and Swift's private jet serving as ring bearer.

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The OnionThe Onion Satirizes Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Wedding Rumors With Absurd Detailstheonion.com

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Inspired by Swift's love of Elizabeth Taylor, the custom gown will be embellished with over 30 of the legendary actress's teeth
Travis Kelce's tongue after getting into the Jolly Rancher bowl
The groom will be wearing a bucket hat designed by Vera Wang
The congregation will be charmed as Swift's private jet adorably taxis
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly tying the knot this summer. The Onion shares everything we know about the big day so far.

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