Workaholic Father Prioritizes Son's Baseball Game Over Civil Rights Law
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The Onion Staff
Hard crust, hollow middle. Skim only.
Summary
A workaholic father has a change of heart and prioritizes attending his son's baseball game over his job as a civil rights attorney.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledIt’s about time that I finally got my priorities straight.
What was I thinking? There will always be civil rights abuses, but Lia
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