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Workaholic Father Prioritizes Son's Baseball Game Over Civil Rights Law

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The Onion Staff

10mo ago· 1 min readenNews

Summary

A workaholic father has a change of heart and prioritizes attending his son's baseball game over his job as a civil rights attorney.

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It’s about time that I finally got my priorities straight.
What was I thinking? There will always be civil rights abuses, but Lia
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WASHINGTON—Experiencing a sudden change of heart, longtime workaholic Eli Kaplan reportedly realized Monday that attending his son’s baseball game was far more important than his job as a top civil rights attorney. “It’s about time that I finally got my p

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