Wedding Vows Highlight Bride's Significant Changes for Groom
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article describes how wedding guests observed the bride, Tatiana Hines, seemingly altering her beliefs and lifestyle to align with her groom, Felix Byrne, as highlighted in their wedding vows. Guests noted contradictions, such as her shift from atheism to thanking God, and her previous preference for a budget-friendly ceremony versus the lavish wedding she ultimately had.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledShe keeps thanking God for bringing him into her life, but wasn’t she a staunch atheist, like, two and a half years ago?
She had once stated that if she ever got married she would have a budget-friendly ceremony at city hall, stood in a $7,000 dress at the altar before nearly 500.
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