Wedding of D.C. Insiders Baines Wright III and Carter Nowak Features Horoscope-Inspired Menu
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The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel, baked twice. Familiar and a bit tough.
Summary
The article describes the wedding of D.C. insiders Baines Wright III and Carter Nowak, featuring a Libra horoscope recommendation for capellini di mare with verdicchio wine and arugula salad, along with productive breakout sessions discussing honeymoon locations for the couple.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledThe stars recommend the capellini di mare, paired with a delightfully crisp verdicchio and a tossed arugula salad.
The Saturday evening union of D.C. insiders Baines Wright III and Carter Nowak featured several productive breakout sessions.
Good thought-starters on potential honeymoon locations for the new couple.
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