Viewer Jokes About Pennywise's Cosmetic Enhancements in 'It: Welcome To Derry'
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The Onion Staff
Warm and crisp on the edges. A bagel with a bit of bite.
Summary
A viewer of the TV series 'It: Welcome To Derry' humorously remarks that the villainous clown Pennywise appears to have undergone cosmetic surgery, noting his youthful appearance, fuller lips, veneers, hair plugs, and other enhancements that suggest significant aesthetic work.
Key quotes
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she could see the star's paycheck at work in his fuller red lips, veneers for his sharpened teeth, orange hair plugs, and much more prominent
the malevolent clown seemed not to have aged a day in the years since his last screen appearance
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