Satirical Report: George Lucas Allegedly Congratulates Darth Maul on New Disney+ Series
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Summary
This is a satirical article reporting that Star Wars creator George Lucas called the fictional character Darth Maul to congratulate him on his new Disney+ series. The piece humorously portrays Lucas as reaching out to his former 'employee' (the Sith Lord) to express pride in his success, referencing their past working relationship on Tatooine and Maul's apprenticeship under Darth Sidious.
Key quotes
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I knew you had something special from the time you apprenticed for Darth Sidious
Feeling surprised and delighted by his former employee's success, Star Wars creator George Lucas reportedly called Darth Maul on Friday to congratulate the Sith Lord on his new Disney+ series
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