U.S. State Department Advises Tourists to Avoid Shootouts with Mexican Drug Cartels
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Summary
The U.S. State Department has issued a travel advisory recommending that American tourists temporarily avoid engaging in shootouts with Mexican drug cartels while visiting Mexico. The advisory suggests travelers refrain from exchanging gunfire with cartel members but does not recommend canceling vacations outright.
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In an effort to protect visitors to the violently contested territories south of the U.S. border, the State Department advised American tourists on Monday to temporarily avoid shootouts with Mexican drug cartels
WASHINGTON—In an effort to protect visitors to the violently contested territories south of the U.S. border, the State Department advised American tourists on Monday to temporarily avoid shootouts with Mexican drug cartels
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