State Department Issues Travel Warning for Women Vacationing with Husbands
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The Onion Staff
1mo ago· 2 min readen
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Summary
The State Department has issued a travel warning specifically for women considering vacations with their husbands, urging extreme caution due to potential life-threatening hazards. The warning stops short of an outright ban but advises avoiding certain locations like remote hiking trails and cliffs when accompanied by a spouse.
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In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday for all women considering taking a vacation with their husbands
the State Department would soon be publishing a list of locations women should avoid when accompanied by their partner for life, such as remote hiking trails, cliffs
WASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday for all women considering taking a vacation with their husbands. “While we aren’t yet expressly banning women from tr
