Trump Executive Order Kickstarts Deep Sea Mining Rush
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The Onion Staff
2d ago· 4 min readNews
An executive order by President Trump intended to create a deep sea mining industry has spurred millions of dollars of investment, prompting fast-tracked permitting as companies rush to extract material from the bottom of the ocean. What do you think?
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