The Onion Satirizes RFK Jr. With Absurd 'Brain On Finger' Story
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The Onion Staff
1mo ago· 7 min readen
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Summary
A satirical article from The Onion reporting that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spun his brain on his finger during a campaign event, parodying his controversial public statements and political persona through absurd humor.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled'I'm going to spin my brain on my finger,' Kennedy said, before proceeding to spin his brain on his finger.
'Look at that,' Kennedy said, holding his brain aloft. 'That's the brain of a future president.'
'I've been doing this since I was a kid,' Kennedy said. 'It's a great way to clear your head.'
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