Terry Gross Reportedly Conducts Fresh Air Interview via Bluetooth While Driving Uber
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Summary
Terry Gross, host of NPR's Fresh Air, reportedly conducted an interview via Bluetooth while driving for Uber to earn extra income after Congress rescinded $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. The article describes her using an iPhone on her dashboard to interview a guest about bull riding while simultaneously navigating Philadelphia streets and missing an exit during the interview.
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And what can you tell us about how bull riding has changed since—oh shit, that was my exit. Yep, that was my exit
Gross, who used an iPhone perched on the dashboard of her 2013 Honda Civic hatchback to speak with a guest on her radio program while chauffeuring Uber riders through the streets of downtown Philadelphia
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