Teen Girls Harass Vice President JD Vance to the Point of Suicide
By
The Onion Staff
A reheated bagel, served cold.
Summary
A group of teenage girls reportedly harassed Vice President JD Vance to the point where he contemplated suicide due to their cruel taunts.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledEveryone I know thinks you’re so gross.
Seriously, where do you even find a
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