Florida Bill to Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails in Senate
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A bill to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the Florida Senate, allowing Florida to remain one of more than a dozen U.S. states where first-cousin marriage is legal. The article discusses the legislative outcome and includes various unrelated, satirical headlines that appear to be filler content or noise.
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Florida Bill To Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails To Pass
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