Satirical Report: Sweaty Rowing Machine Print Fades, Prompting Philosophical Reflection on Mortality

the sweaty ass print left on a rowing machine at a local Crunch Fitness location was already fading away, much like all of our earthly works and aspirations

the glittering delineation of an ass left as the vestige of a recent 25-minute cardiovascular workout session had, within seconds of its imprinting, begun evaporating from sight and memory

serving as yet another emblem of the impassive decay that claims all