Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone Is a Critic
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The Onion Staff
More crust than filling. Mostly air.
Summary
The Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that everyone is a critic, emphasizing the prevalence of opinions on the court's operations.
Key quotes
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After a period of careful review, we have no choice but to uphold the Rehnquist Court’s 1993 ruling that there’s just no pleasing some people.
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