Study Shows Prayer's Healing Power Limited to Genital Warts
By
The Onion Staff
Half-baked but well-meaning. A passing snack.
Summary
A study published in the Journal Of The American Medical Association revealed that the curative power of prayer is limited to genital warts only, despite beliefs that it could cure various medical conditions.
Key quotes
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Emphasizing the constraints of God’s healing hands.
The curative power of prayer was limited exclusively to genital warts.
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