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Scott Disick Discusses Family History of 'Hereditary Loserism' with Son

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The Onion Staff

9mo ago· 2 min readen

Summary

Scott Disick emotionally warns his son about a supposed genetic predisposition to 'hereditary loserism,' citing family history and potential future failures like a scam vitamin business or a short-lived restaurant.

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"I need to be honest with you, bud—early-onset loserism runs in our family, and there’s a 50-50 chance that someday, you might launch a scam vitamin business or open a Mediterranean fusion restaurant that shutters after three months," said Disick.
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LOS ANGELES—Coming down to the child’s eye level in a moment of vulnerability, Scott Disick reportedly had an emotional talk with his son Tuesday warning him about his genetic predisposition to hereditary loserism. “I need to be honest with you, bud—early

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