Satirical Report: Trump Reportedly Asks Nicki Minaj About Sexual Practice at Treasury Event
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The Onion Staff
Leave it on the tray for the seagulls.
Summary
The article presents a satirical scenario where President Donald Trump reportedly asks hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain the sexual act of 'eating ass' during a Treasury Department event. Trump is portrayed as bewildered and seeking clarification on various aspects of the act, including what constitutes it, who enjoys it, and what to do with his penis during the process.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledExplain it to me, in the simplest terms
I know it's what they're doing right now. It's the very hot thing.
But what constitutes the ass? Does it feel good to the person who's doing it, or the person who's having it done? What do I do with my penis?
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