Satirical Report: JD Vance Allegedly Upset Over Trump Using 'Piggy' Nickname on Journalist
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article describes a satirical scenario where Vice President JD Vance is reportedly upset and crying in his office bathroom after President Donald Trump used the 'piggy' nickname on a female journalist instead of reserving it exclusively for Vance. The piece portrays Vance as emotionally distraught over not being Trump's 'only piggy' and includes humorous details about his bathroom breakdown.
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Somebody's in here! Just give me a second! God, it's not fair.
She didn't even do the oinks. It was hard enough to have to
WASHINGTON—In the wake of a controversial incident aboard Air Force One in which President Donald Trump insulted a female journalist, Vice President JD Vance is said to have wept in his office bathroom, furious that the commander-in-chief had used his spe
