Satirical Report: Jason Momoa's 'Chief Of War' Performance Praised for Historical Accuracy of Physique
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The Onion Staff
Slightly gummy. The crust never quite set.
Summary
The article satirically reports that Jason Momoa is being praised by critics, scholars, and fans for the historical accuracy of his buttocks in the TV series 'Chief Of War.' A University of Hawaiʻi historian claims Momoa's portrayal of a Native Hawaiian chief's physique is remarkably authentic to 18th-century depictions, making it the most realistic historical butt in recent period dramas.
Key quotes
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"Calling his portrayal of a Native Hawaiʻian chief 'straight out of the 1700s'"
"Momoa had evidently spent hundreds of hours studying 18th-century sketches, lithographs, and texts depicting and describing the asses of great warriors"
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