Satirical Report: 'Irish Blood' Series Featuring Alicia Silverstone Arrives on Acorn TV
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The Onion Staff
The kind of bagel you'd toss to the pigeons.
Summary
A satirical article reporting on the arrival of a new television show called 'Irish Blood' starring Alicia Silverstone on the Acorn TV streaming service, presented with humorous skepticism about whether the show is actually real or worth watching.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled"Huh, look at that," one source said of the Alicia Silverstone–led series
"In theory, I could sit down right now and watch at least four episodes of Irish Blood on Acorn TV"
"I probably won't. But presumably"
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