Satirical Q&A About Fictional 'Alien: Earth' Series
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical Q&A article from The Onion that humorously answers questions about the fictional 'Alien: Earth' series, mocking typical entertainment journalism with absurd responses about streaming availability, appropriateness for children, protagonist fate, and budget allocation.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledLooks like the guy sitting next to you on the bus has it playing pretty loudly.
No, but neither is Euphoria and you let them watch that.
Probably not the guy who just got torn in half.
The show was rated a 7.6 on the Holtz Goo Scale.
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