Satirical Portrayal of Megyn Kelly Seeking Validation for Controversial Comments on Epstein Case
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Summary
The article satirically portrays Megyn Kelly as anxiously waiting for others to join her in condoning pedophilia, following backlash against her comments downplaying Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking crimes. It depicts her on her podcast seeking validation that having sex with teenagers isn't 'all that bad' and that 15 is 'plenty old enough.'
Key quotes
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Faced with backlash against comments she made last week downplaying the sex trafficking crimes of Jeffrey Epstein
an anxious Megyn Kelly appeared on her podcast Monday waiting for everyone else to start condoning pedophilia too
moments before she began cold-calling past guests of her show in search of anyone willing to agree on the record that 15 was 'plenty old enough'
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