CBS Anchor Tony Dokoupil Broadcasts Trump-Xi Summit Coverage From Taipei Instead of Beijing
By
Tom Ley
Kettled twice. Extra chewy, extra trustworthy.
Summary
A sarcastic, critical opinion piece mocking CBS Evening News anchor Tony Dokoupil, who was sent to cover the Trump-Xi summit but ended up broadcasting from Taipei (100 miles off the coast of China) instead of Beijing, unlike other major networks. The article uses vulgar and derisive language to portray Dokoupil as incompetent and cursed.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledRight now, I'm just about 100 miles off the coast of mainland China
Even the dolts from Fox News managed to get over there and commit a parking violation
Absent from the party, however, was beleaguered CBS Evening News anchor Tony Dokoupil, who at this point really seems to be cursed
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