Satirical Piece: Trump Wakes From Dream to Find Dog Licking His Face
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The Onion Staff
Crusty in the right places. Worth the chew.
Summary
The article describes a satirical scenario where President Donald Trump wakes from a dream about kissing an underage girl to find himself being licked by a St. Bernard dog. The content presents a fictional, humorous take on a political figure in an absurd situation.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledOpening his eyes after nodding off for several minutes at his desk in the Oval Office, President Donald Trump is said to have awoken Friday from a beautiful dream about kissing an underage girl only to find himself being licked in the face by a St. Bernard.
"Oh yeah, Vanessa, I love how slobbery your kisses are," said the commander-in-chief, the last vestiges of the dream state in which he was making out with a 14-year-old model reportedly disappearing to be replaced by the reality of a large dog with its paws on his shoulders enthusiastically lapping at his face.
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