Satirical Onion Interview with Andrew Cuomo on His Independent NYC Mayoral Campaign
By
The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel. Skim it, don't savour it.
Summary
The Onion conducts a satirical interview with former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, who is running as an independent candidate for NYC mayor despite losing the Democratic primary. The interview features absurd responses from Cuomo, including admitting he hasn't been following his own campaign, claiming name recognition is his biggest weakness, and making inappropriate comments about coordinating with President Trump.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledI haven't really been following it.
Name recognition.
Our hands met while rubbing the same female staffer's lower
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