Satirical Look at College Friends Reconnecting for Support During Divorce
By
The Onion Staff
A reheated bagel, served cold.
Summary
The article satirically describes how former college friends who disappeared after getting married suddenly reappear seeking emotional support during their divorces. It portrays a scenario where people who neglected friendships during their marriages now want to reconnect because they have too much free time and no support system after divorce.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWe know that we kind of fell off the face of the earth after getting married, but the divorce made us realize just how much we could really use a friend right now
the nation's friends from college announced Thursday that they would need someone to lean on during their divorce
former college buddies looking to reconnect after the recent dissolution of their marriages left them with both too much free time and no support system
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