Satirical Article References Ken Burns' 'The American Revolution' Documentary With Humorous Nation-Founding Hotline
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The article appears to be a satirical piece from The Onion, America's Finest News Source, with a fictional date of April 9, 2026. The content references Ken Burns' 'The American Revolution' documentary ending with a number to call if considering founding a nation, suggesting humorous commentary on American history and nation-building. The article includes typical Onion website elements like weather reports, navigation menus, and membership promotion, with the main content being cut off or incomplete in the provided text.
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Ken Burns' 'The American Revolution' Ends With Number To Call If You Considering Founding Nation
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