Satirical Article: Horse Cast as Horse in Live-Action 'Tangled' Remake
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The article is a satirical piece from The Onion about a horse being cast as a horse in the live-action remake of Disney's 'Tangled'. The article humorously critiques Hollywood's casting practices by highlighting the absurdity of celebrating a horse playing a horse, while mocking the industry's tendency to make obvious casting choices seem like groundbreaking achievements. It satirizes entertainment news coverage and the hype around live-action remakes.
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