Satirical Article: Cory Booker's 25-Hour Wedding Vows
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Summary
The article appears to be a satirical piece from The Onion about Senator Cory Booker delivering an extremely long 25-hour wedding vow ceremony. The content includes typical Onion satirical elements like weather reports, visibility jokes, and promotional content about becoming a member. The article seems to mock political figures and wedding traditions through absurd exaggeration.
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