Satirical Article Claims Giuliani Awarded Fictional 'Presidential Medal of Incest'
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The Onion Staff
Needed another two minutes in the oven. A half-baked bagel.
Summary
This appears to be a satirical piece claiming that Rudy Giuliani was awarded a fictional 'Presidential Medal of Incest' by Donald Trump for allegedly marrying his cousin. The article presents this as a White House ceremony where Trump praises Giuliani as an advocate for sexual contact between relatives.
Key quotes
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"Lauded as a generational advocate for sexual contact between relatives"
"In recognition of his many years of keeping his bloodline pure"
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