Satirical Article: Americans Too Exhausted to Form Opinion on Donald Glover as Yoshi
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article satirically portrays the entire U.S. population as too exhausted to form an opinion about Donald Glover being cast as the voice of Yoshi in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. It depicts Americans as mentally drained, with their minds focused only on sleeping rather than engaging with entertainment news, highlighting a collective sense of fatigue and disengagement from celebrity casting announcements.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the strength to form an opinion on Donald Glover's casting as the voice of Yoshi in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I'm tired—very, very tired
echoing the sentiment of 340 million Americans who f
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