RFK Jr. Denies Bizarre Rumors About Laying Eggs in Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
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Summary
RFK Jr. holds a press conference to deny bizarre rumors that he laid eggs in journalist Olivia Nuzzi, claiming his medical records show all his fluid sacs are accounted for and that he has never engaged in such biological activities.
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Kennedy, who stated that his medical records showed all his fluid sacs were accounted for
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WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Monday during which he denied ever laying eggs in Vanity Fair editor Olivia Nuz
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