Report Claims J.K. Rowling Escaped from London Mental Health Facility
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Summary
The article reports that author J.K. Rowling has escaped from a London insane asylum where she has been an inmate for 10 years. Authorities are urging the public to remain calm while working to recapture her. The escape occurred at 7:33 AM when medical staff discovered she had broken out of her maximum-security padded cell at St. Edmund's Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
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medical staff reportedly discovered the Harry Potter author and outspoken anti-trans activist had broken out of her padded, maximum-security cell at St. Edmund's Hospital for the Criminally Insane
where she has been an inmate for the past 10 years
The news sent shockwaves through the United Kingdom
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