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Michael Rapaport Allegedly Spreads Bedbug Outbreak at Knicks Game Celebrity Row

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The Onion Staff

1mo ago· 2 min readenNews

Summary

Actor Michael Rapaport allegedly spread a severe bedbug outbreak throughout the Knicks' celebrity row at Madison Square Garden during a basketball game. Witnesses reported Rapaport arrived disheveled and was seen scratching inflamed welts on his body, with flecks of what appeared to be live insects and skin flakes falling from his clothing. Officials acknowledged the outbreak after numerous high-profile attendees were observed violently clawing at their own skin.

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Following a scene in which numerous high-profile attendees were observed violently clawing at their own skin, officials at Madison Square Garden acknowledged Wednesday that a severe bedbug outbreak was spread throughout Knicks' celebrity row by actor Michael Rapaport during the evening's game.
Witnesses reported that Rapaport arrived visibly disheveled, repeatedly raking his fingernails across clusters of inflamed welts on his calves and forearms before sending flecks of what appeared to be live insects and skin flakes tumbling from his sleeves and pant cuffs.
Officials at Madison Square Garden acknowledged Wednesday that a severe bedbug outbreak was spread throughout Knicks' celebrity row by actor Michael Rapaport during the evening's game.
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NEW YORK—Following a scene in which numerous high-profile attendees were observed violently clawing at their own skin, officials at Madison Square Garden acknowledged Wednesday that a severe bedbug outbreak was spread throughout Knicks’ celebrity row by a

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