Provocative Offer: Exchanging a Night for a House
By
The Onion Staff
Day-old at best. Try it dunked in something stronger.
Summary
A provocative offer of exchanging a night with one's wife for a Tudor-style house is presented, urging the reader to consider the trade.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWhat would you say? The night would come and go, but this 3-bedroom, 2-bath Tudor-style house could last a lifetime.
Think of it. A whole house…for one night.
Don’t answer right away. Just consider it.
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