Peter Thiel Demonstrates Sorting Americans by Ethnicity to Trump
By
The Onion Staff
Leave it on the tray for the seagulls.
Summary
Palantir founder Peter Thiel showed President Donald Trump how to sort a spreadsheet of Americans by ethnicity using a drop-down menu, emphasizing troubleshooting during the onboarding process for surveillance technology.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledSo what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from whitest to least.
Stressing that it would be simplest to troubleshoot now during the onboarding process for his company’s surveillance technology.
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