Oreo and Reese's Launch Dog-Harming Treats in Controversial Collaboration
By
The Onion Staff
Tired, dry, slightly forgotten on the back of the tray.
Summary
Oreo and Reese's announced a collaboration to create treats that are harmful to dogs, combining peanut butter to lure them and chocolate to poison them. The products are marketed as being easily accessible to pets.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledThe savory, aromatic peanut butter of our new treat lures the dogs in, while the chocolate coating and cookie pieces poison them.
It’s Oreos and Reese’s like you’ve never seen them before.
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