Olympic Athletes Pretend to Hold Bible Study to Cover Up Party When Curlers Arrive
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Athletes in the Olympic Village are caught in a humorous situation where they must quickly conceal evidence of a wild party by pretending to have a Bible study session when curlers unexpectedly enter the room. The article describes the frantic scene as athletes hide sex toys and other party items while attempting to maintain the facade of religious study.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledOh! Uh, hey there, we were just taking a look at Paul's First Epistle to the Corinthians and didn't hear you knocking
Rushing around the dormitory in order to conceal evidence of their recent activity, the dozens of athletes engaging in a raucous Olympic Village fuckfest Thursday were reportedly forced to fake having a Bible study session
Danish skier Christian Borgnæs said as he nudged a box containing various sex toys, ribbed condoms, and leather riding crops under the bed
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