Josh Johnson Jokes About Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Renovation as Summer Tourist Attraction

Hey, kids, remember you wanted to go to Disneyland? Instead, we're going to go see the world's largest kombucha!

The last time we collected this many people around the Reflecting Pool was for civil rights. People were like, 'We must come out to support Dr. King.' Sixty years later, we're like, 'A slimy pool? This I gotta see!'

This is how far America has fallen: The last time we collected...