Satirical Article Claims Trump Changed Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's Flavor

For more than a century, a statue of Abraham Lincoln has gazed out over the reflecting pool that bears his name and that has been filled with the sweet, slightly creamy coconut flavor he adored.

Calling it a shocking attack on our nation's cultural heritage, critics slammed President Donald Trump Monday for his decision to replace the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's original coconut flavor with blue raspberry.