Noah Kahan Asks Fans Not to Defecate at His Concerts After Bizarre Incident
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Alejandra Gularte
Summary
Noah Kahan, during a concert at Madison Square Garden, addressed a bizarre incident where an audience member allegedly defecated in their pants during his performance. The singer made fans swear an oath not to "shit their pants" at his shows, turning the awkward moment into a humorous and viral interaction. The article covers the incident, Kahan's reaction, and the broader context of his rising fame and tour.
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· 3 pulledIt's the season of the sticks, but Noah Kahan doesn't want logs loose at his shows.
The singer made his fans swear a solemn oath to not 'shit their pants' during his concert.
Noah Kahan Really Wishes You Wouldn't Poop Your Pants at His Show
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