NBC Sportscaster Mike Tirico Repeatedly Asks Olympians About Disposal of Drug-Test Urine Samples
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Summary
NBC sportscaster Mike Tirico has made it a central focus of his Winter Games coverage to repeatedly ask Olympic athletes about what happens to their old drug-test urine samples. During primetime broadcasts, Tirico interrupts discussions about competition results and controversies to persistently question athletes about the disposal or potential uses of their 'elite urine' from world-class competitors, creating awkward and bizarre interview moments.
Key quotes
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Madison, Evan, everyone's talking about the judging controversy that cost you gold, but before we get into that, I want to talk about your urine—specifically what they do with it after they're done testing it for drugs.
This is elite urine from world-class athletes, which I assume is ext
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