Mother Creates Scrapbook Page with Infant Son's Circumcised Foreskin
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Summary
A mother in Mill Valley, California scrapbooked her infant son's circumcised foreskin as part of a 'Special Memories' craft project, preserving the tissue and decorating it with various craft supplies. The article describes the unusual act of saving and creatively displaying the removed foreskin from her 6-day-old baby.
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the foreskin, which had belonged to her 6-day-old infant son before being snipped off the tip of his penis with surgical scissors, was saved, preserved, and then attached by Taylor to an ornately decorated page titled 'Special Memories'
Despite multiple sources confirming that Taylor's baby in
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