Satirical Article: Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour's Parents Come Home Early
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Summary
A satirical article describing the Met Gala ending abruptly because Anna Wintour's parents came home early, causing celebrities to panic and flee the Metropolitan Museum of Art as if they were teenagers caught throwing a party.
Key quotes
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Shouts of 'Run!' and 'Quick, somebody hide the red carpet!' ringing out throughout the gallery
In a chaotic scene that sent rising stars, supermodels, and A-list actors scattering
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