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Satirical Piece: Marshawn Lynch Regrets Choosing 'Euphoria' Role Over Chili's Ad

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Summary

A satirical article from The Onion about Marshawn Lynch regretting his decision to turn down a Chili's commercial in favor of a role in the HBO series 'Euphoria.' The piece humorously depicts Lynch lamenting his career choices while watching the show's final season, with the joke being that he chose the wrong path by opting for a critically acclaimed drama over a casual dining restaurant ad.

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That's it, I'm ruined

I should have taken that Chili's gig

I'm kicking myself over this

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LOS ANGELES—Letting out a deep sigh after reading another review of the HBO show’s third and final season, former NFL running back Marshawn Lynch reportedly expressed regret Thursday for having turned down a Chili’s ad for a role in Euphoria. “That’s it,

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